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The Beetle

i have always admired ‘the beetle’ by Volkswagen for its simplicity and cute little structure til i realised it is extremely extremely small

in my condominium,i only know of one unit that owns a Volkswagen Beetle and its parked at the 5th storey open-air car park so i always stared at it while im waiting for the lift

lately i have been admiring a new set of cars and those are Lexus cars.not the huge ones that have a similar Toyota-brand model but the super long super luxurious ones

it looks damn shiok but i really wonder how much it costs…like EXACT figures

i know lately i haven’t been blogging but i mean seriously there is NO time for me to blog.CA 1 is next week and so is my piano exam.

Upcoming Events

1. Grade 5 Practical Piano Exam            – 1st March
2. CA 1 English Paper                                  – 1st March
3. CA 1 Math Paper                                     – 2nd March
4. CA 1 Chinese Paper                                – 3rd March
5. CA 1 Science Paper                                 -4th March

so fourth march marks the end of my troubles

thats a pretty long way to go.today is the 27th Febuary which means

yesterday was pretty screwed for me.starts in the morning.i had to get up during singsperation to pass Mdm Foo my chinese worksheet.than we went through PSP during library period and than no P.E coz the other classes were taking their HCL paper.thanks god i dont take HCL this year if not not i would have to get a stress ball like Gabriel

than during recess me,nat and reiko went to the field to do stalking again.had to test reiko chinese phrases coz paper two was after recess.had to run away from the soccer ball coz i looked up and it was like heading at my direction so i ‘siamed’

than after that was one hour of doing science paper.so shittyyyy coz after we did it we had some spare time so we went through a few questions and i got so many wrong.i didn’t study Mr Tan…ITS YOUR FAULT!

than after that was chinese.i hadn’t finished my ‘san guo yan yi’ comic strip thing so claimed that i didnt bring.i didnt want to hand it up even though the teacher was like ‘hand it up whether you think its nice or not’ i was disastrous so no,i didnt hand it up

than after school i followed the TB to opposite the market than walked home.i thought we were going to eat at the market but NOOOO they wanted to eat cup noodles than i was like “cup noodles? ok BYEE”

than they went to Sophie’s house while i went home.they went to Pei Tong after that and Xin Wei said that she faces some shitty things and training was as per usual.than came home used com than went for piano

walked super long under the stupid sun and by the time i reached the studio i was like a dog…perspiring and panting than i had to do aural.SUCKED

than went home.had dinner that used com while sister was having cell-group.i came hone from piano via 173.wanted to die when i saw the queue for 173 at the interchange than in the bus it was like a half joy ride half death ride

than on the stop i was suppose to alight ethan koh got on so i was too shocked and forgotten to get off so i had to get off one stop later and walk super far.was quite ok coz i had exercise.

chao.needa go now.

WISH ME LUCK FOR MY PIANO EXAM.THANKS!

baby daniel

many posts to be posted today.this is such an overdue post.sorry but blame it on our new reuter.our old one sucked too.it started around two or three fridays ago when my laptop lost internet connection all of a sudden.than we went on to get a new reuter coz they suspected that THAT was the problem

than new reuter came…everyone could connect to it but me D:

i have to use ‘D’ coz the open brackets ‘(‘ and ‘)’ look ugly

ok so last friday i went to see my new baby cousin,Daniel.full name = Daniel Tan Wei Xuan

it sounds perfect.the Daniel just fits in so nicely.my relatives resorted to giving him a Christian name.not sure why though…if they really believe in the God above their names will be like this

my aunt – Xue Fen – Tiffany
my cousin – Qi Hui – Deborah

at first my cousin was suppose to be named Jaslynn but my mum suggested Deborah and i guess it just stuck as it is

he is the cutest thing ever.might i even say his cuter than baby Myron? here’s a photo of baby Myron

cute eh? his my ex-form teacher’s baby son

his gonna be five months old soon

ok…im so easily distracted.URGH! my head-ache is getting to me.end of post

when you know you love someone

some things i observed

haha.maybe not love but have a crush on

1. you constantly stalk the person on facebook to know more about the person
2. you comment on all the person’s stuff but feel stupid after doing so
3. you remove your relationship status thing on you side bar on you facebook profile
4. you secretly find out the person’s number from someone else and sms that person things and act like someone else
5. in school/work you constantly stare at the person
6. you bring up the person to all your friends to see whether they know more about the person
7. you act cool in front of the person

7 is the lucky number and those seven reasons are real.don’t lie to yourself

sand hearts

little steps

third day of CNY and tmrw we’re all gonna be working and studying again

time passes by too fast for us to appreciate it these days.why cant the days be longer when we’re enjoying ourselves? i think hearts drawn on sand are really nice and romantic and those drawn on paper are just weird

unless their small and the biggest are thumb-size.anything bigger would be funny and the hearts in facebook conversations are weird

so yeah i’m back from Malaysia.came back on Sunday afternoon.pissed coz the mosquito bites i have are really harsh.i scratch them so much and a few of them bled a little.at least they hurt instead of itch

i watched Juno again the other day.one of my favourite lines of that movie is when Juno describes the foetus as a sea monkey and that they should like wait for it to become a little cuter and she pulls her ear and acts really cute

i saw a photo of a sea monkey before and in case you haven’t seen it before

their really ugly

dont have time to post.maybe i’ll continue this post some other day.gotta do assessment now D:

the awesomess day ever of the year so far

it’s only 12.10.10 and it’s already quite awesome.let me explain in detail what happened

6:15 am

me woke up coz daddy woke me.i could not be bothered with my phone alarm [which sucks] and i ended waking up five minutes later.than i went to wash up and be retarded.the night before i was jamming to songs on the radio and skipping learning spelling.40 phrases could die.i slept not learning anyway

6:50 am

everyone arrives at school car porch and we spot our seniors coming into school with their parents.at first i thought they came to like visit their ex-teachers but no.we just sat at the ramp railings and talked about how crappy we looked in our home clothes but that it was better just wearing the school skirt + a red top.what i wore :

Uniqlo white polo tee and Journal sandy coloured three-quarters with belt [im still wearing these]

khai wore something similar

Ambercrombie and Fitch striped white and black polo tee with dark blue three-quarters.

Janis,Cheryl,Shermaine and Wei Ting wore their school uniform.i scolded them coz me and khai felt so awkward.than Jayne came with Joy and Ming Dao coz she got scolded and had to take the public bus to school instead being fetched by her dad.she wore black tee with black three-quarters

pretty cool.than we stood there and we saw Mr Moiz [tchoukball coach if you didn't know] practicing playing chinese drums with Jasper and two other dudes who were really short

7 am

went up to the hall.all the primary sixes got shifted to the front.it was such a stupid idea.when you sit at front you have this freaking feeling that everyone behind you is looking at you.at first i settled down with Jane but than Ms Chung told us to sit in threes and she thanked me and Jane for sitting in threes [-_-] and sort of scolded Sarah for not sitting in threes and creating a new row

BLAH.BLAH.BLAH.

than we performances made by fellow school mates.was quite interesting yet quite boring

9:30 am

i had to run across the hall in front of everyone when Mrs Chang was talking coz my tiny bladder couldn’t take it anymore

9:45 am

we reached class and we had only 20 minutes left til recess coz we delayed til so long.so we just did our own things.so darn boring

10:25 am

had recess.jumped off the stairs and had loads of fun but Mavis wasn’t there.so booorrriing.xin wei also left for malaysia already so recess was just with Jia CHEE Gabby Jayne Khai Xin  Melissa Grace Sophie and Samantha

basically we did loads of crap.first i bought this little prawn cracker packet and a bottle of Pokka Green Tea [following my new's resolution people!] and settled down.i saw Gabby and Sophie eating Burger King burgers.total envy than i did a trade…Sophie had around 5 more bites of her burger left and she asked me if i wanted it.i took and gave her my prawn crackers.so worth it even though the burger was cold

after that i left the last bite for Jayne.she said she couldn’t take one of the ‘middle’ bites coz she was having a flu and she didn’t want to spread her flu germs to me [so thoughtful] so i gave her the last bite

we were talking about crashing Meli’s house after school

oooooo Lovers in Japan is playing now on 98.7fm

urgh my left foot has the tingling feeling and its numb and it hurts like hell

ok back to recess.i said i was going so yeah than me and gab went to the field for 5 seconds

coz yesterday i talked to kesha on facebook and he said he should tell me a secret but he shouldn’t than he logged out claiming that he needed to sleep.at 10 30

so we went there than went back coz i didn’t want to go alone but she abandoned me for no reason

than we went up to class

11 am

went back to class.convinced Mr Tan to give us spelling next week and not today.than he went through our  difficult ratio worksheet.amazingly i got all the multiple questions correct.

i certify i am a genius!

just kidding.gosh i sound like such a bitch.than we had one period to do our own things.i took Shermen’s worksheet to check the remaining questions that Mr Tan hadn’t gone through and re-did some questions.than after a period Mr Tan came back and he went through the rest of the worksheet

i volunteered to do one of the questions i knew and he chose me.he said he would choose three people for each question to write their solution on the board and i raised up my hand coz i wasn’t secure about my answers for the other questions

than school ended.interesting part

1 pm

i went straight to the trophy even though i was suppose to meet the girls in the canteen.i made up my mind in class during free period to skip crashing Meli’s house and go to West Mall library to borrow books for CNY holiday.than gabby came next to me and i told her my plans than she said we could take the same bus and she could follow me to the library.than dylan appeared and he followed us to the bus-stop

oh ya in class i asked Mr Tan to go to the toilet than as i was about to leave the class Percy asked me to explain to Yong Sheng who ‘Percy’ was.i was like “ah ya i come back” so than i went and came back and Percy showed me a Percy Jackson book and said that he loves himself

back to bus-stop…

than we waited for the bus than we saw Zachary.he was wearing long-sleeved shirt + long jeans.he was killing himself.so hot also wear until like that and than Gab said “YOU WANT TO PISS BEBITBUNKEYBOY OFF? LET ME TAKE OUT WEAPON!” than she took out a permanent marker from her bag and passed it to me than Zachary was like “AHHH! MARCUS [who was standing next to him] WEAPON!” than Gab told me a story about the two permanent markers and how zac was being retarded

than suddenly Zachary drew a freaking line on my cheek.with black permanent marker at the same time Dylan was whining on if we had tissue.than i asked why and saw his arm.bleeding.he said that he scratched it against something.couldn’t bother

than marcus took out a tissue packet and gave it to Dylan.he said the GAVE it to Dylan than i snatched one piece of tissue,snatched dylan’s water-bottle and wet the tissue and cleared my cheek.stupid zac

than we took 852 to West Mall bus interchange.talked to Gabby and Dylan on the way there.got some pics but not gonna upload today

than went to library borrowed two books than went to gab’s house.took bus 845 there.BIG MISTAKE!

so crowded.went to her house to just sit there than took MRT back to bukit batok interchange than took 852 back home

tonight going to Malaysia!

BYE PEOPLE!

tchoukball dudes

yesterday me and Xin Wei were chatting on MSN.usually i won’t log onto MSN but than there’s something wrong with my house internet connection an i can’t use my laptop so i had to use this old one downstairs and it automatically signs into MSN so she started conversation

than she asked to play a game.guys who we thought were cute that were in TB CCA

i said Chao Wei

chao wei is super damn cute.coz his short and his cheeks are really chubby.she said that he looks like a cartoon character [in a good way] and i agree.he looks like baby Mickey minus the huge ears and big black nose

his babysuit should be baby blue.that would be so much cuter

isn't this baby the cutest thing ever?

it’s random just saw it under Google’s image search ‘Baby Mickey’

next dude

zi wei

only fine he is like a bamboo stick.so tall so freaking think.it’s like you can kick him and he falls apart

he only looks cute when he forces a smile or when he misses a shot

brian

his a plushie.like you can punch his tummy and nothing will happen.he looks cute when he stones and smiles.Xin Wei is trying to get me like him

yan zuo

i seriously don’t know

the rest aren’t really cute.i can’t remember la.end of post.im tired

the hot n cold story

this week has been the longest week this month.actually it’s a new month.TGIF not thank God it’s friday but thank God it’s FEBUARY or if your a huge Phineas and Ferb fan you’ll say its Ferbuary

it’s all pretty lame but P and F is like the best show ever.maybe after Spongebob and iCarly.yesterday Terence,Christopher,Jie and I were watching iCarly and Christopher said that it was The Amanda Show

i remember watching The Amanda Show when i was really young.it all seemed like crap.iCarly is way better.Amanda Bynes is now extremely hot…how old is she? let me wiki her

oh she’s 23

she’s really tan and her head’s quite big.but she’s still hot

oh by the way

Terence is my sister’s boyfriend.and Christopher is my sister’s cellgroup friend who is also my friend

i’ve decided not to post his photo here.no particular reason.just to lazy.

eating chocolate biscuits with cold water yum yum

yesterday after my sister’s cellgroup.me my sister,my brother and Terence were watching ‘Ghost Rider’ and im totally surprise that im not scared of the show.no nightmares nothing

actually there is no Hot n Cold story.next post will be erm…tchoukball dudes

rain drops are falling on my head….

relxational photo

urgh…stress is all that we primary-sixes can think of these days

stupid teachers saying “EIGHT MONTHS MORE! WE HAVE TO KEEP UP A CONSTANT….” than one’s self falls asleep.let me tell you about TODAY!

inspired by XIN WEIII to blog so thanks XIN

in the morning.i went up really early coz Cheryl came and she told me she wanted to go up to copy math answers from Sherill than i said ok

than Khai and Jayney came.than i told Jayne about Cheryl.than Janis and Mavis arrived.suddenly Jayne rushed up,janis and khai just stoned there.than we went up

i was rushing up coz John was near by than in the hall i asked him to sit infront of me.he said why than Siah came into the hall and i was like “erm…ryan siah is here,go sit with him” than he was like ok than problem solved than belicia came than we read.suddenly i was urged to look to the left [this reminds me of Beyonce's 'Irreplaceable'] than i saw…SIMON TAN

total shit.why was he in the hall so early? than i continued to read ‘Juby’s Rook’ i read it so freaking quickly coz it was boring 3 minutes and 4 chapters gone.than Ms Chung thought we were too noisy so she commanded that we all stood up.total W.T.F

so i stood.complaining to Belicia about Ms Chung and she agreed that Ms Chung was just wanting to see us suffer.i totally agree with the torturing part

after 10 minutes of swaying and breezing through chapters Ms Chung finally asked us to sit

than stand..than sit and when she asked us to stand again i was like “i freaking hate her” and next to me was lee lao shi.luckily he didn’t hear or else……

than Mr Tan led singsparation again.i dunno but maybe its coz his my form teacher but i sang today and on Wednesday when he was also leading

MR TAN IS LIKE THE MOST AWESOME TEACHER EVER!

after that had pledge taking and blah blah blah [Ke$ha song] and than we had this skit which was whatever was in a booklet the school gave us yesterday

it read

I AM A V.I.P

V.I.P AS IN VERY IMPORTANT

PERSON

stupid la!

haha.they gave us this little card that asked us to state down three things we like about ourselves.Naomi wrote “Im fat.Im ugly and Im proud of that?!”

hilarious la that Lim Bao Bao*

than we went for library period.me and my facebook spouse! [mavis] couldn’t find the Guinness Book of world records 2008 D: so we read you know those large books that come in series i took ‘Nature’ and she took ‘Amazing Facts’ we only managed to read her’s and we discovered that we should never touch the inside of a rugby ball coz it’s a pig’s bladder.

a rugby ball = pig’s bladder wrapped in leather

gross.freaking gross

than after  lib. period we had spelling which lasted one hour.gosh the people in my class are so freakinggggg annoying sometimes.esp. Christian.URGH! I HAVE BEEN IN THE SAME CLASS AS HIM FOR 4 YEARS.BAD!

than after spelling we had P.E we had to share the hall with Joy 6

first we did stretching.as usual.20 minutes of our precious 1 hour P.E  period on stretching.than we did running.i tried my best and realised that i succeeded as usual.i can run really fast short-distance but long-distance…NO

than we had recess.the rest of school = borrriiinnnggg

than had tchoukball.had to have it in hall coz it rained i wanna get tanned!

was quite ok but NO MATCH DDDDD:

the end.i have a post of thursday’s fieldtrip coming up! this post is to please Xin Wei.lets see i have 600 words 600 + so that means 1000 + words? good enough

*yesh...thats Naomi's chinese name

i’ve finally found it out

you carve your dreams in me

i found out some things i have to do this year and some things i should not do

SHOULD NOT DOS

i should not keep on quarrelling with my mother everyday butt ohmigosh she is so irritating and she so totally doesn’t get me.typing this freaking thing on a white background is really hard.

should stop talking about S.T to everyone unless it’s Xin Wei,Gabriella or Natalie

should promise myself to not go on facebook during the weekdays so that i have an excuse to use it even more during the weekends

should not slack and not do HW and continue to lie to the teacher that i didn’t bring it [so far...nothing!]

should not drink coffee…too much

should not always use fuck  when frustrated instead use OMGWTFBBQ

should not neglect friends although currently THEIR doing it to me

should not throw temper too often

SHOULD DOS

listen to the radio to cool out…

should attend all tchoukball training sessions,chinese tuition sessions and all piano sessions

do all HW before daddy comes home so that i have spare time to do assessment

study very very very hard for PSLE

add people on facebook without feeling stupid

continue acting random+retarded with Mavis

talk to Tchoukball girls + Classmates more

stop talking to Zaczac so much during CL

pass my NAPFA with a gold once again

read the newspaper as often as i can so that i can talk non-stop and piss my friends off with news about the world

read a lot of blogs so that i would continue to get to know ppl more or get to know whether their pissed at me or not

now i realise i have everything set! i didn’t put in my New Year’s Resolutions coz you have already seen them and i don’t want you to get bored.i have to edit the previous post coz the last few photos weren’t set to the centre and the text i posted at the end disappeared

here is my Wishlist which i shall type in Courier in Microsoft,print it out and put it in my wardrobe

oh ya…i should also read more books coz i love books.

BOOKWORM

Wishlist

1. SIGG waterbottle
2. Nokia 72
3. Nikon 5000 camera
4. iPod touch
5. Converse back pack
6. Crumpler ‘Part and Parcel’ PINK! $257

thats all i guess.wait one more

7. IKEA stuff which includes loads of boxes

ta-da…the end.